Lance Armstrong - Douchebag, Pedophile

I had planned an elaborate update detailing why Leant only lasted four days. Here's the Cliff's Notes version - I like ice cream. Kate made it most of the way so tip of the hat to Kate.

Now for the real reason I'm finally blogging. For a few years now I've held that there's something not quite right about Lance Armstrong. Today I've been given proof: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2007/11/01/aqui.olsen.armstrong.cnn. Not only is the dude a cold calculating bag of douche, he also likes chics that look like little boys. I guess I can't completely fault him there- as a super skinny cyclist it must be hard finding chics small enough to make him feel manly.

Bottom line - Landis is still way cooler.